i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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