I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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