love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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