so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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