I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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