Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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