Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Randomize
