kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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