where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Randomize
