i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
