Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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