I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
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