Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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