Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
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