And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I got her a Nickelback box set.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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