she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
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