sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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