You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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