I like to think it a success when the cops are called
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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