Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
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