yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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