Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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