Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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