I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
she looked like the before picture.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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