There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Randomize
