They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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