i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
We need to rekindle our bromance
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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