the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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