I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I am one with the molecules
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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