Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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