yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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