Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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