Did you just see the Batmobile???
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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