Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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