hell yes lets make some ravioli
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
She's like a pop up book from hell.
There's always time for handjobs
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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