Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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