question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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