I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Barsexuality is the new black.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Randomize
