what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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