fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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