Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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