Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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