Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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