I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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