Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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