Rock
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Fuck
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Randomize
