There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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