Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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