Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
If that was your dad, he is hot
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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