47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
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