Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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