that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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