I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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